FANTAGE ABUSES ANIMALS!!!


ANIMAL ABUSE!! What kind of messed up message is Fantage giving? A MESSED UP ONE!! THAT’S THE KIND!!

Fantage is encouraging crabs to be used as servants and carry people around!!! Here’s what s gonna happen:

Kid at the beach

Kid: Look mommy! I found a crab!

Mom: Sweetie, just leave him alone and don’t touch him. *Murmers* he could have rabies…

Kid:*Grabs crab throws him at the ground then jumps on him and says MUSH!*

Mom: NO!!! Leave him alone!!!

Kid: I think Mista Cwab died…

Mom: That’s ANIMAL ABUSE!! Where did u learn that?

Kid: On my computa

Mom: *SUES FANTAGE*

So Fantage ends up closing down because the Mom happened to be the Chairman of the Animal Rights thingy.

TheEnd

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One thought on “FANTAGE ABUSES ANIMALS!!!

  1. hey, please dont write in yellow guys its too hard to read! btw, i agree totally! and the cow top what if some kid tries to wear a cow as a top! geez
    bliss~ok I’ll try not to use yellow anymore. Who do you mean by guys? Lol I’m the only one who posts… Lol I wrote this post cuz I was bored and didn’t know what to post :/
    if it was a cow top, wouldn’t it then be leather?

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