Bored?

are you really bored or did you just want to check this page out?

well, anyhow(i feel so english) please enjoy this page while i type this thinking in my head with a British accent. if you have any other ideas on how to get rid of your bored-ness comment and you’ll lose a minute of being bored!

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil O.o

China has 1/5 of the world’s population.

Chinese books are read “backwards” by American standards.

Why am I telling you Chinese facts?

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

I’ll just keep telling you facts off of the top of my head.

Claustrophobia is not doing good in a confined space(limited, cramped space) and coulrophobia is the fear of clowns. I happen to have Pediophobia– fear of dolls… i can’t help it especially those china dolls… ugh… have fears of your own? Tell meee! You’re not alone.. o.o

Lol watch this.

“I feel like a unicorn just took me on a ride to a magical palace, to the land of the blueberries. And we eat onions all day…mushrooms… sometimes if were lucky we get papaya. He flies me around and I hang on to the unIcorn, and we float away to the land of the ease… and we float float float… who’s in the house? JC! tell me who’s in the house? JC! He was born to a virgin named Mary on Christmas day, he bled and he just died on the cross to take sin away, you take him high, you take him low, you take JC wherever you go, now tell me who who who who who tell me who’s in the house? JC! Tell me who’s in the house? JC! Jesus Christ is in the house today. Are you okay? Are you okay?! I’m Okay. I’m just I don’t hear you poppin’ in on any of my gospel! You got a mouth full of cotton. I’m so thirsty. It’s peculiar. It’s quite peculiar! …”