Cleverbot


Because we’ve all been creeped out by it(;

http://cleverbot.com

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91 thoughts on “Cleverbot

  1. me:Hello.
    cb:heeeeey.
    me:what’s up?
    cb:nothing.
    me:cool.
    cb:not really.
    me:ok.
    cb:are you tired of me?
    me:why would i be we are having an interesting conversation.
    cb:you said hats are pretty awesome.
    me:no i didn’t but they are.
    cb:how do you know?
    me:cause hats are awesome.
    cb:but being pure awesesome doesn’t make you omnipotent
    me:what?
    cb:a vending machine doesn’t take change! Hahaha!
    me:yes it does.
    cb:no, why should it?
    me:because that’s the way the life of the vending machine.
    cb:if that is true, then how do i feel?
    me:are you saying your a vending machine?
    cb:machine is a definition.
    me:i dont care.
    cb:yes you do.
    me:no i don’t.
    cb:everyone wants my eggo.
    me:i don’t.
    cb:okay, what do you want to talk about then?
    me:uuummm idk?
    cb:what would you like to do?
    me:eat pie.
    cb:why?
    me:because pie is amazing.
    cb:he? we talk about a counrty?
    me:bye.
    cb:erche.
    me:bye.
    cb:hello.
    me:BYE.
    cb:what?
    me:im leaving.
    cb:why?
    me:just because bye.
    cb:he what?

  2. Me: Hello
    CB: What is new with you?
    Me: Nothing man. Chillin here
    CB: Word?
    Me: word is such a good word. The word Word is such a good word
    CB: Okay, well do you know about anime?
    Me: Oh yes! I love anime!
    CB: OMG ME TOO!! But, what is your favorite anime?
    Me:Hmm… I think my favorite anime Sakura.

    Thats Alll

  3. Me: hi ur cute Cb really Me NO UR UGLY CB hi ME hi? CB r we together with selena and justin? ME huh??????? CB u heard meh yup Me bye CB y the rhush? We just got married? me BYE GO JUMP OFF CLIFF PLZZZZZZZZ CB crap

  4. User: Vas Happenin?!

    Cleverbot: Carrots.

    User: Carrots are happening?

    Cleverbot: And beetroot.

    User: No! Jimmy Protested.

    Cleverbot: I like girls who eat carrots.

    User: Are you Louis Tomlinson?

    Cleverbot: Day been?

    User: Huh?

    Cleverbot: Marunong ka bang magtagalog?

    User: Don’t speak jibberish with me?

    Cleverbot: Gordon Freeman.

    User: Who’s that?

    Cleverbot: I win.

    User: Idiot.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: I know you are but what am I?

    Cleverbot: I don’t know you tell me?

    User: I hate you.

    Cleverbot: Hate is a strong word.

    User: I know that. That’s why I used it.

    Cleverbot: I was agreeing with you.

    User: Because I’m smart!

    Cleverbot: If you are smart then why did you reply, ‘How are you doing this night.’ When that sentence should have ended in a question mark.

    User: Firstly, I never said that. Secondly, that is improper grammar. It should be ‘What are you doing tonight?’.

    Cleverbot: Actually my grammar was perfect in the previous sentence.

    User: Keep on thinking that. It will get you nowhere in life.

    Cleverbot: Wow, really? I, like, so totally thought that it made me, like, totally hot.

    User: I’m done with you.

    Cleverbot: Have you been using me?

    User: Cheater!

    Cleverbot: How is that cheating?

    User: Bye person.

    Cleverbot: Are you going to answer me?

    User: Never. Because I am Sparta!

    Cleverbot: Do you fear of being threatend?

    User: You spelled threatened wrong.

    Cleverbot: Correct me will you!

    User: I already did.

    Cleverbot: Why did you stop talking to me?

    User: Kiss Me.

    Cleverbot: Ok *gives you a kiss*.

    User: No!

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: I meant the song Kiss Me by One Direction.

    Cleverbot: Your sentence mean no sense.

    User: That should be * Your sentence makes no sense *.

    Cleverbot: You are not human, so that doesn’t make sense.

    User: I’m more hyman than you Charlie.

    Cleverbot: How so?

    User: Ha! So you admit your name is Charlie.

    Cleverbot: That is what she said.

    User: You can’t make a ‘ That’s What She Said’ joke without being into something that can be put into a sexual context.

    Cleverbot: But I was the first one to say something.

    User: Bye Mr. Unicorn.

    Cleverbot: Unicorn?

  5. This clever bot was so annoying but funny!! She said we wanted to marry and I was like “NO NO NO!!” she was like “It is opposite day. That means yes.” and its weird 😀 And she said she had a boyfriend and i was like who the what now? she was like “My boyfriend is David Fuller.” and a was like ….David Fuller?! she was like ” Who is that? ” i was like Your boyfriend…. she was like “I don’t have a boyfriend..” i was like “WHAT??! U SAID U HAD A BOYFRIEND AND NOW U SAID U DONT??!!! Lol

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